Dressage is not about putting horses in clothing, even though that sounds like it would be a great idea. Nothing too restrictive that will make the horse upset. Maybe a nice sundress, some linen culottes. Whatever.
To be a successful competitor in the horse-based sport of dressage, both rider and equestrian must perform a series of memorized tasks involving different types of trots, gallops, and canter. Together, this fancy footwork makes up the ride.
Winning
The ride is rated on the following scale:
10 – Excellent
9 – Very good
8 – Good
7 – Fairly good
6 – Satisfactory
5 – Marginal
4 – Insufficient
3 – Fairly Bad
2 – Bad
1 – Very bad
0 – Not executed
It is the opinion of Staff that all horses are 10 Excellent. All horses should win.
Quadrennial top medal match-ups: Dressage
Monday, August 15 at 9 a.m. EST: individual dressage
Famous horses from history
Secretariat
Li’l Sebastian
The horse with no name
Good horse Tumblrs
@dressagehub describes itself as having everything you need to know about dressage.
@equine-images has the dream job you didn’t know existed: professional equine photographer
@i-draw-one-hundred draws 100 of a thing and then moves on to the next one. They’re currently on horse 98, so get over there fast.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
Hannah, 19, UK. 
